Nine Words Women Use

  1. FINE:
    This is a word woman use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
     
  2. FIVE MINUTES:
    If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
     
  3. NOTHING:
    This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in Fine.
     
  4. GO AHEAD:
    This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it!
     
  5. LOUD SIGH:
    This is actually not a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you’re an idiot and wonders why she is standing here arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing).
     
  6. THAT’S OKAY:
    This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man! That’s Okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
     
  7. THANKS:
    A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here…This is true unless she says “Thanks a lot”—that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say, “you’re welcome”.
    That will bring on a ‘WHATEVER’.
     
  8. WHATEVER:
    This a woman’s way of saying forget it, I don’t have any more time to waste on you.
     
  9. DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT:
    Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something a woman has asked a man to do and is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3-NOTHING.